“What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?”

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

Yes.

(via sokorra)

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Yes this is the “bridge from Inception.”
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mutantfunnies:

Slurricane: Sphinx Lifestyle by Will Laren
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devilwalk-godwalk:

Yes. It’s perfectly fine for you to interrupt me and use my boob as leverage to bathe.
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ekchymosis:

"fuck you it’s fall" looks (feat. a badly made bed and two of my favorite albums)
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lolcalnews:

Love at first bite #cheesesteak

The love of my life, everyone.
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I’m so fucking excited for my birthday it’s insane.

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NYU talking about their clothes while I’m sitting here like “how in hell can you afford that brand?!”

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I just want nice underwear.
Or more of my underwear from home.
But mostly just nice lingerie.

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